I Am Always The Type Of Person

Do I Want To Be Feared Or Loved? That's A Good Question. I Want Both. I Want People To Be Afraid Of How Much They Love Me.

Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All The Time.

I Play The Baritone Horn - Which Is Like A Mini Tuba, And Is The Least Sexy Instrument You Can Choose And I Generally Say I Don’t Play One So I Don’t Have To Acknowledge It. I Also Play Fife.

You Never Saw Peter Sellers The Actor Trying To Make You Laugh. All He Was Doing Was The Character. What I'm Saying Is That I Don't Think You Should Know You're In A Movie. I Don't Like It When Actors Are Winking At The Audience And Saying, 'right, Isn't This Funny? Are You With Me?'

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.