I Am Always The Type Of Person

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.

Whenever I'm Offered Something, I Always Read The Script And Meet The Director. I Still Appreciate Just Being Considered.

We Always Spend The Summer Together. My Wife And Kids, We Always Go Back To Massachusetts And Spend The Summer There Near Where My Wife And I Both Grew Up. I Wasn't Willing To Sacrifice The Summer To Go Elsewhere.

If I'd Had A Great Level Of Success Early On, Who Knows How I Would Have Responded. I Might Have Been A Complete Jerk.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.