I Am Always Saying "glad To've Met

Sex Is Something I Really Don't Understand Too Hot. You Never Know Where The Hell You Are. I Keep Making Up These Sex Rules For Myself, And Then I Break Them Right Away. Last Year I Made A Rule That I Was Going To Quit Horsing Around With Girls That, Deep Down, Gave Me A Pain In The Ass. I Broke It, Though, The Same Week I Made It - The Same Night, As A Matter Of Fact.

I Could Happily Lie Down And Die Sometimes.

But You Can't Always Tell - With Somebody's Mother, I Mean. Mothers Are All Slightly Insane.

He Once Told Allie And I That If He'd Had To Shoot Anybody, He Wouldn't've Known Which Direction To Shoot In. He Said The Army Was Practically As Full Of Bastards As The Nazis Were.

I Never Seem To Have Anything That If I Lost It I'd Care Too Much About.