I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I

A Man's Women Folk, Whatever Their Outward Show Of Respect For His Merit And Authority, Always Regard Him Secretly As An Ass, And With Something Akin To Pity.

Poetry Has Done Enough When It Charms, But Prose Must Also Convince.

People Say We Need Religion When What They Really Mean Is We Need Police.

Before A Man Speaks It Is Always Safe To Assume That He Is A Fool. After He Speaks, It Is Seldom Necessary To Assume It.

A Great Nation Is Any Mob Of People Which Produces At Least One Honest Man A Century.