I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I

Journalism Is To Politician As Dog Is To Lamp-post.

A Nun, At Best, Is Only Half A Woman, Just As A Priest Is Only Half A Man.

Men Are The Only Animals That Devote Themselves, Day In And Day Out, To Making One Another Unhappy. It Is An Art Like Any Other. Its Virtuosi Are Called Altruists.

Communism, Like Any Other Revealed Religion, Is Largely Made Up Of Prophecies.

When A Private Citizen Is Robbed, A Worthy Man Is Deprived Of The Fruits Of His Industry And Thrift; When The Government Is Robbed, The Worst That Happens Is That Certain Rogues And Loafers Have Less Money To Play With Than They Had Before.