I Am A Wizard, Not A Baboon

I've Got Plenty Of Money, More Money Than I Ever Dreamed I Would Have. But I Am Not A Billionaire.

Where's The Fun Without A Bit Of Risk?

There Is Plenty To Be Learned Even From A Bad Teacher: What Not To Do, How Not To Be

And Sure Enough, In Seeking To Become Superhuman This Foolhardy Young Man Renders Himself Inhuman. The Heart That He Has Locked Away Slowly Shrivels And Grows Hair, Symbolising His Own Descent To Beasthood.

By All Means Continue Destroying My Possessions. I Daresay I Have Too Many.