I Am A Seeker, A Poor, Sinful

If I Can Get My Dress On, My Weight Is Under Control.

I Am A Seeker, A Poor, Sinful Creature, There Is No Weaker Than I.

I Have A Big Gay And Lesbian Following And They've Been Very Loyal And Kind To Me.

I Think That I Know The Value Of A Dollar.

It's A Good Thing I Was Born A Girl, Otherwise I'd Be A Drag Queen.