I Am A Guy Who Talks About

The Real Question Is Should We Trust People Who Don't Like Cheese?

A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

Well My Chocolate Is So Good I Could Sell It In An Obnoxious Prism Shape.

I Personally Have No Interest In Being A Star Or A Celebrity. I Want My Stand-up Comedy And How I Think As A Comedian To Be Recognized And Successful.