I Am A Firm Believer In Reincarnation

I Have A Very Thick Skin. I Take Everything That Comes And Let It Bounce Right Off Me Because I Know The Time Will Come When Nobody Will Be Able To Speak Falsely.

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Fabulous

Sometimes It Takes Years For A Person To Become An Overnight Success.

God's A Funky Little Dude Because Everyone's Looking For Him And No One Can Find Him.

If You See A Man Opening A Car Door For A Woman, It Means One Of Two Things: It's Either A New Woman Or A New Car!