I Am A Christian. That Obliges Me

What Use Are Cartridges In Battle? I Always Carry Chocolate Instead.

The Apparent Multiplication Of Gods Is Bewildering At The First Glance, But You Soon Discover That They Are The Same God. There Is Always One Uttermost God Who Defies Personification. This Makes Hinduism The Most Tolerant Religion In The World, Because Its One Transcendent God Includes All Possible Gods. In Fact Hinduism Is So Elastic And So Subtle That The Most Profound Methodist, And Crudest Idolater, Are Equally At Home With It.

When I Was Young, I Observed That Nine Out Of Ten Things I Did Were Failures. So I Did Ten Times More Work.

I Occasionally Swank A Little Because People Like It; A Modest Man Is Such A Nuisance.

I Never Accepted A Knighthood Because To Me, Is Honour Enough?