I Am A Child Of Nature, And

When In That House Mps Divide/if They've A Brain And Cerebellum, Too/they've Got To Leave That Brain Outside/and Vote Just As Their Leaders Tell 'em To.

I Love My Fellow Creatures - I Do All The Good I Can - Yet Everybody Says I'm Such A Disagreeable Man!

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

He Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well.