I Am A Bundle Of Nerves Dressed

Women Can Resist A Man's Love, A Man's Fame, A Man's Personal Appearance, And A Man's Money, But They Cannot Resist A Man's Tongue When He Knows How To Talk To Them.

I Am A Citizen Of The World, And I Have Met, In My Time, With So Many Different Sorts Of Virtue, That I Am Puzzled, In My Old Age, To Say Which Is The Right Sort And Which Is The Wrong.

I Sadly Want A Reform In The Construction Of Children. Nature's Only Idea Seems To Be To Make Them Machines For The Production Of Incessant Noise.

My Hour For Tea Is Half-past Five, And My Buttered Toast Waits For Nobody.

I Am Not Against Hasty Marriages Where A Mutual Flame Is Fanned By An Adequate Income.