I Am A Better Mother For Having

Kids Are A Huge Sacrifice; They Change Everything - But I'm Ready To Work For Things Of Greater Importance Than Going Out To Meet Someone For Dinner At 10 O'clock At Night.

I'm Not Very Good At Being A Wife Because I Break All The Rules.

A Girl Told Me My Lips Looked Like Somebody Had Pressed Strawberry Yogurt Against My Face.

Isn't It So Weird The Day You Wake Up And You're Just Going With The Flow? And You Just Suddenly Are A Mom.

I Haven't Been To Rehab, I Don't Do Anything Eccentric - I'm Really Boring.