I Always Thought My Genitals Were The

Those Catholics, They Really Nab You When You're Young.

There's No Blame Placed At Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital For, As Far As I Can See, Absolutely No Reason . . . She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

I Lie A Lot - It's Really Useful.