I Always Think Loyalty's Such A Tiresome

Desperate Ills Need Desperate Remedies.

If We Seek To Keep The Past Alive, We End, I Think, By Distorting It.

If You Ask Me, Nobody Really Likes People Who Are Always Doing Their Duty.

If Only-if Only, Hastings, You Would Part Your Hair In The Middle Instead Of At The Side! What A Difference It Would Make To The Symmetry Of Your Appearance. And Your Moustache. If You Must Have A Moustache, Let It Be A Real Moustache-a Thing Of Beauty Such As Mine.

Books Are A Habit-forming Drug.