I Always Said If I Had To

I Think The Medical Term For The Injury Is 'the Bottom Of My Ass Hurts.'

My Serve Has Killed A Small Dog ... I'm Joking, I'm Joking! The Dog Was Huge!

No, If I Wore A Sleeveless Shirt, People Would Try To Feed Me After The Match. If You Got The Guns, Go For It. I Got Two Breadsticks Sticking Out Of My Sleeve. I'll Stick With Sleeves.

It Seems With Every Match I Win, I Get Better-looking To Other People.

I Used To Go To The Us Open On My Birthdays And Sit In The Nosebleeds.