I Always Look Old When I Work

Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera Are Doing Pretty Well At Getting Noticed - A Lot Of People Are Doing Pretty Well At It. But You Wonder Whether They'll Last, Because Many Of Them Don't Have The Ability To Get An Audience To Love Them. You Say, "that's A Fabulous Body" Or "i Like That Song"; You Don't Say, "i Love Them Because I Know Them." You Can't Know Them.

All These Rumors About [tom Cruise] Being Gay. I Don't Believe It. I Don't Believe It For One Minute. He Hasn't Been To One Of My Shows.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

That's Why I'm Concerned About Education, Because It Helps Our Children See Other Worlds. Education Is My Next Big Thing. When Music And Art Were Taken Out Of The Schools, I Went Berserk!