I Always Joke And Say I Want

You’ve Got To Embrace What You Don’t Know.

When I Was 7, I Came Up With The Idea Of 'charm Socks.' My Mom Would Take Me To Buy Bags Of Plastic Charms, We Would Sew Them On Frilly White Socks, And I Sold Them At School.

Every Time I Went On Stage I Was So Terrified I Almost Threw Up.

When I Was A Child, My Father Used To Encourage My Brother And Me To Fail. At The Dinner Table, Instead Of Asking About The Best Part Of Our Day, He Would Ask Us What We Failed At That Week. If We Didn't Have Something To Tell Him, He Would Be Disappointed. When We Shared Whatever Failure We'd Endured, He'd High-five Us And Say, 'way To Go!' The Gift My Father Gave Us By Doing This Was Redefining What Failure Truly Meant.

If We Can Put A Man On The Moon, We Can Make Pantyhose Comfortable.