I Always Felt Thrilled And Amazed That

I Did Not Want To Put Myself On The Line, As An Australian Playing Britains Greatest Comic Actor. The Fans Of Sellers Are Obsessive, Possessive - And Aggressive. I Did Not Want To Risk Their Anger - Or My Own Reputation.

I Think That Ionesco's Greatest Weapon Is That He's Able To Make Us Laugh At The Darkest Corners Of Our Souls.

They Were Saying, 'keep This Under Your Hat, But Jack Sparrow's Going To Die In The Second Movie.' I Went, 'you're Kidding Me. The Fans Are Going To Go Berserk.'

I Wouldn't Mind Meeting Some Of The People I've Attempted To Portray From The Olden, Olden Days. They Probably Would All Have Really Terrible Skin And Horrible Bad Breath, And I'd Have To Give Them An Altoid.

You Had To Be Into Sport And, Sad To Say, I'm A Traitor To My Country Because I Don't Have A Sporting Bone In My Body.