I Always Feel Better After A Good

My Father Fell Really Chronically Ill When I Was 13 And That's When I Phoned Up An Agent And Started To Act.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.

I Enjoy Those Small Chats You Have When People Come Up And Talk To You About Your Work. It Only Involves A Few Seconds Of Effort To Be Nice To Those People, And I Am Very Grateful For The Kind Words That People Have Taken The Trouble To Express To Me In Person.

I Was Weird Right From The Start. It's Just That You Can't Ever Expect People To Get You. And I Do Think That Really Did Mess With My Head, Being Well-known Young, When You Really Don't Know Who You Are.

I've Got Tourette's, Practically. I'll Tell Anyone Anything.