I Also Quite Like To Be Recognized

We All Need Something To Help Us Unwind At The End Of The Day. You Might Have A Glass Of Wine, Or A Joint, Or A Big Delicious Blob Of Heroin To Silence Your Silly Brainbox Of Its Witterings But There Has To Be Some Form Of Punctuation, Or Life Just Seems Utterly Relentless.

Normally, I'm Good At First Dates, 'cause That's The Only Date I Ever Have, So I Know How To Control It And Be Confident.

When You Bump Into Your Own Mom At An Orgy, It's Hard Not To Get Her To Read Into Certain Things.

If Your Body Is 90% Water What Have You Got To Drink Water All The Time For? Why Can't You Just Have Some Crisps?

I Also Quite Like To Be Recognized By Children; I Find It Sweet.