I Almost Took The Door Off The

I'd Been Broken Beyond Repair.

Love Is Irrational, I Reminded Myself. The More You Loved Someone, The Less Sense Anything Made.

Don't Be A Baby About This. No Tantrums.

Like Everything In Life, I Just Had To Decide What To Do With What I Was Given.

Don’t Be Offended, But You Seem To Be One Of Those People Who Just Attract Accidents Like A Magnet. So… Try Not To Fall Into The Ocean Or Get Run Over Or Anything, All Right?