I Almost Had To Have My Leg

My Philosophy Is The Thicker The Wood The Thicker The Sound, The Bigger The String The Bigger The Sound. My Smallest String Is A 14 Gauge.

I Can Play Every Instrument There Is, Every Horn, I've Played All The Saxes And Trumpets And Everything And Keyboards.

I'll Just Tell You The Way It Is. You Ask Me What Time It Is And I'm Gonna Tell You How To Build A Clock.

Jimi Was A Good Guy 'til He Got Into Drugs. That's The Way It Is. I Just Tell It Like It Is.

You Can't Eat Fish. It's 6,000 Parts Ddt Per Million All Over The World, Not Counting Radiation.