I Ain't Never Been In No Cell

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

I Only Want To Do What I Really Want To Do; Otherwise, I'm Content To Sit Here And Play My Guitar All Day.

All Men Are Sculptors, Constantly Chipping Away The Unwanted Parts Of Their Lives, Trying To Create Their Idea Of Their Masterpiece.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived.

Flowers Are The Fastest Way To A Woman's Heart. Well, Actually, The Fastest Way Is Through Her Rib Cage, But Flowers Are A Lot Less Messy.