When In Rome, Do As Rome Does.

Rational, Adj. Devoid Of All Delusions Save Those Of Observation, Experience And Reflection.

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.

Effect, N. The Second Of Two Phenomena Which Always Occur Together In The Same Order. The First, Called A Cause, Is Said To Generate The Other-which Is No More Sensible Than It Would Be For One Who Has Never Seen A Dog Except In Pursuit Of A Rabbit To Declare The Rabbit The Cause Of The Dog.

If You Would Be Accounted Great By Your Contemporaries, Be Not Too Much Greater Than They.

Retribution, N. A Rain Of Fire-and-brimstone That Falls Alike Upon The Just And Such Of The Unjust As Have Not Procured Shelter By Evicting Them.