I Adore Anything Michael Alexis Writes.

Everything You've Heard About Canadians Apologizing Profusely For Things They Shouldn't Be Sorry About Is Absolutely True. It Is Both Sweet, Endearing And Worrisome At The Same Time. Having Someone Apologize For No Reason Actually Makes Me Feel As Though I Should Apologize For Their Need To Apologize.

I Laugh At What I Used To Think Was Cool When I Was Growing Up. In All Seriousness, I Thought Having Braces Was Cool.

Why Do I Always Choose The Shopping Cart With The Squeaky Wheel? Is It My Bad Luck, Or Are All The Carts Dysfunctional?

There's Nothing I Hate More Than Gritty, Linty, Mysterious Pocket Schmutz In The Cap Of My Lip Moisturizer - Or, Even Worse, On The Applicator Itself. I Shudder At The Thought.

I Know My Football. And I Adore Football Players. The Crashing Noise Of A Tackle, The Huddle Grunting, And The Roar Of The Crowd Are Music To My Ears.