I Admired Anybody Who Could Make A

You Had To Grow Up Sometime. The Fellows Who Grew Early, They Were In Jeopardy. They Became The Cops And The Crooks, And The Crooks Became The Gangsters. The Crooks Became The Al Capones.

I Didn't Resolve The Questions... And I Find That Entertaining. And If My Life Were To End Tomorrow, It Would Be Fulfilled In That Manner. I Would Say, 'the Questions Have Been Terrific.'

Nobody Ever Asked Me To Do Anything. Nobody Knew What To Do. When Comics Were Brand New, Nobody Knew What Kind Of Comics To Make. So You Were Mostly On Your Own.

Perfectionists Are Their Own Devils.

The Average Politician Was Crooked. That Was My Ambition, To Be A Crooked Politician. I'd See Them In These Restaurants, And They'd All Hold These Conferences. I'd See Politicians Who Were Supposed To Be On Opposite Sides Of Issues All Together At One Table.