I Actually Used To Be A Front

I Gave Up Smoking, I Never Gave Up The Drinking. But It's Hard To Smoke And Swim At The Same Time. You'd Get To The Edge Of The Pool And All You'd Be Wanting Is A Cigarette When All You Actually Really Want Is Oxygen. So I Traded The Smoke For The Oxygen.

I Don't Think Opposites Attract. I Think Like Attracts Like. So I Don't Think That They Do Attract, Opposites. Only When You're Talking About Magnetic Poles.

It's Really Easy, Once Somebody Passes Away, For The Tales About Them To Become Taller, The Good Ones And The Bad Ones.

I'll Watch A Keanu Reeves Movie And I'll Go, 'wow, He's Really Not A Very Good Actor!'

All The Really Successful, Happy Relationships That I Know Of, The People That Are Together Are Friends, Anyways.