I Actually Pray Everyday, But I Don't

My Father Was Brought Up In An Orphanage In The Catskills. He Was A Factory Worker. And Because His Family Wasn't There For Him, Family Was Everything. We Could Disagree Inside The House, But Outside The House It Was Us Against The World. So When I Became A Drag Actor, He Looked Sideways But Said Okay.

I Guess A Drag Queen's Like An Oil Painting: You Gotta Stand Back From It To Get The Full Effect.

When I Write Stuff And I Help Cast It, I Turn Away Good People All The Time. I May Turn Them Down Because This One's Too Tall And That One Doesn't Have A High Enough Voice Or This One Looks To Old To Match Up With That One - There's A Billion Reasons Not To Hire Somebody.

My Play Safe Sex Was Picked Apart Because Critics Thought It Was Untrue. It Was A Play In Which No One Had Aids, But The Characters Talked About How It Was Going To Change Their Lives.

Nothing Binds A People To Their Leader Like A Common Enemy. Voters Don’t Change Governments During War.