I Actually Get Venereal Disease More Often

I Actually Get Venereal Disease More Often Than Most People Catch Colds.

Working With A Great Director Is Wonderful For An Actor Because It Means That You're Not Forced To Take The Advice Of An Idiot.

Whenever I Was With A Woman, I Always Sort Of Want Another One. So There Was Always Another One. I Can't Explain This, But It Means That These Women, They Were Not Sharing My Solitude.

Once, I Took A Taxi. I Hate Those Limousines. They Stink And Their Drivers Have Been Driving Dead People To The Cemeteries.

It Is The Nobel Prize I Want. It's Worth $400,000.