Hypocrisy: Prejudice With A Halo.

Uxoriousness, N. A Perverted Affection That Has Strayed To One's Own Wife.

Brain: An Apparatus With Which We Think That We Think. Mind, N. A Mysterious Form Of Matter Secreted By The Brain.

A Revolution Is A Violent Change Of Mismanagement.

Behavior, N. Conduct, As Determined, Not By Principle, But By Breeding.

Dentist: A Prestidigitator Who, Putting Metal Into Your Mouth, Pulls Coin Out Of Your Pocket.