Hypocrisy: Prejudice With A Halo.

Gunpowder, N. An Agency Employed By Civilized Nations For The Settlement Of Disputes Which Might Become Troublesome If Left Unadjusted. By Most Writers The Invention Of Gunpowder Is Ascribed To The Chinese, But Not Upon Very Convincing Evidence. Milton Says It Was Invented By The Devil To Dispel Angels With, And This Opinion Seems To Derive Some Support From The Scarcity Of Angels.

An Old Wine-bibber Having Been Smashed In A Railway Collision, Some Wine Was Poured On His Lips To Revive Him.

Religions Are Conclusions For Which The Facts Of Nature Supply No Major Premises.

Destiny: A Tyrant's Authority For Crime And A Fool's Excuse For Failure.

Absence Blots People Out. We Really Have No Absent Friends.