Hypocrisy ... Is Only Bad When It

No Man Ever Believes That The Bible Means What It Says: He Is Always Convinced That It Says What He Means.

It Would Positively Be A Relief To Me To Dig Shakespeare Up And Throw Stones At Him.

Justice Is Justice Though It's Always Delayed And Finally Done Only By Mistake.

A Love Affair Should Always Be A Honeymoon. And The Only Way To Make Sure Of That Is To Keep Changing The Man; For The Same Man Can Never Keep It Up.

You Must All Know Half A Dozen People At Least Who Are No Use In This World, Who Are More Trouble Than They Are Worth. Just Put Them There And Say Sir, Or Madam, Now Will You Be Kind Enough To Justify Your Existence? If You Can't Justify Your Existence, If You're Not Pulling Your Weight In The Social Boat, If You're Not Producing As Much As You Consume Or Perhaps A Little More, Then, Clearly, We Cannot Use The Organizations Of Our Society For The Purpose Of Keeping You Alive, Because Your Life Does Not Benefit Us And It Can't Be Of Very Much Use To Yourself.