Hypocrisy Is Not Generally A Social Sin,

It Is Wrong To Wear Diamonds Before Luncheon, Except On One’s Marriage Rings. Before, After, And During Breakfast, Luncheon And Dinner, It Is Vulgar To Wear A Mixture Of Colored Precious Stones. It Is Always A Comfort To Know That So Many Things One Can’t Afford To Do Anyway Are Vulgar.

Everybody's An Art Critic.

Allowing An Unimportant Mistake To Pass Without Comment Is A Wonderful Social Grace.

Protocol Is Etiquette With A Government Expense Account.

You Glance At An E-mail. You Give More Attention To A Real Letter.