Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue

Some People Lose All Respect For The Lion Unless He Devours Them Instantly. There Is No Pleasing Some People.

The Hippopotamus Looks Monogamous- He Looks As If He Would Have To Be.

Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You Would Be Surprised How It Helps In A Pinch.

If A Cat Does Something, We Call It Instinct; If We Do The Same Thing, For The Same Reason, We Call It Intelligence.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.