Humor Is The Chocolate Chips In The

Smile...it Kills Time Between Disasters.

I Think Living To Be One Hundred Would Be Great, But Living To Fifty Twice Would Be So Much Better.

Time Mellows People As It Mellows Wine, As Long As The Grapes Are Good. You May Set Out To Be A Businesswoman Or Businessman But In The Course Of Time End Up Caring For A Dying Parent, Orphaned Niece, Or Disabled Brother. You May Encounter Illness Yourself And End Up Being A Writer, Touching The Heartstrings, Not The Purse Strings Of Other People. That's Why It's Best To Always Be True To Yourself And God And To Be Flexible Within His Will. He Will Use You.

Have We Forgotten That We're All Born The Same Way: Naked, Wet, And Hungry? Then Things Get Worse!

All We Can Take With Us To Heaven Is What We Leave Behind In The Lives We Touch.