Humor Is Not A Trick, Not Jokes.

English Is The Perfect Language For Preachers Because It Allows You To Talk Until You Think Of What To Say.

I Talk In Subjects And Verbs, And Sort Of Wind Around In Concentric Circles Until I Get Far Enough Away From The Beginning So That I Can Call It The End, And It Ends.

My Ancestors Were Puritans From England. They Arrived Here In 1648 In The Hope Of Finding Greater Restrictions Than Were Permissible Under English Law At That Time.

People In Cars Cause Accidents And Accidents In Cars Cause People.

My Ability To Keep Cool In A Crisis Is Based Entirely On Not Knowing All The Facts.