Humor Does Not Rescue Us From Unhappiness,

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

History Goes Out Of Control Almost As Often As Nature Does.

Doubt Is Long-winded. Certainty Is Brief.

Show Enough Regret, And Your Refusal Will Inspire Gratitude.

Literature May Be False, But It Is Not Trivial.