Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

There's The Media-driven Universe, In Which The Public Perceives You In A Superficial Way. Then There's The Universe That You Actually Inhabit, Where You Have To Get Up Even If You Didn't Sleep So Well, And You Feel Like Crap And Your Face Is Swollen.

I've Always Been Lucky Enough To Have Great Audiences. It Has Been Quite A Life.

I Bear No Grudges. I Have A Mind That Retains Nothing.

The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do Like A Virgin Is Give Birth In A Stable.

A Lot Of People Have No Access To Beauty. When I Was Growing Up, My Mother Had Only A Few Pretty Things To Look At.