Humor Brings Insight And Tolerance.

Wit Is Artificial; Humor Is Natural. Wit Is Accidental; Humor Is Inevitable. Wit Is Born Of Conscious Effort; Humor, Of The Allotted Ironies Of Fate. Wit Can Be Expressed Only In Language; Humor Can Be Developed Sufficiently In Situation.

In The Stress Of Modern Life, How Little Room Is Left For That Most Comfortable Vanity That Whispers In Our Ears That Failures Are Not Faults! Now We Are Taught From Infancy That We Must Rise Or Fall Upon Our Own Merits; That Vigilance Wins Success, And Incapacity Means Ruin

There Is Nothing In The World So Enjoyable As A Thorough-going Monomania.

People Who Cannot Recognize A Palpable Absurdity Are Very Much In The Way Of Civilization.

There Is Always A Secret Irritation About A Laugh In Which We Cannot Join