Humility, After The First Shock, Is Cheerful

People Who Bore One Another Should Meet Seldom; People Who Interest One Another, Often.

It Is Better To Forget About Yourself Altogether.

There Is A Story About A Schoolboy Who Was Asked What He Thought God Was Like. He Replied That, As Far As He Could Make Out, God Was 'the Sort Of Person Who Is Always Snooping Around To See If Anyone Is Enjoying Himself And Then Trying To Stop It.'

If They Won't Write The Kind Of Books We Like To Read We Shall Have To Write Them Ourselves.

The Only Things We Can Keep Are The Things We Freely Give To God. What We Try To Keep For Ourselves Is Just What We Are Sure To Lose.