How Very Wet This Water Is.

Everything In Life Is Unusual Until You Become Accustomed To It.

Some Of My Youthful Readers Are Developing Wonderful Imaginations. This Pleases Me. When I Was Young I Longed To Write A Great Novel That Should Win Me Fame. Now That I Am Getting Old My First Book Is Written To Amuse Children. For Aside From My Evident Inability To Do Anything "great," I Have Learned To Regard Fame As A Will-o-the-wisp Which, When Caught, Is Not Worth The Possession; But To Please A Child Is A Sweet And Lovely Thing That Warms One's Heart And Brings Its Own Reward.

The Road To The City Of Emeralds Is Paved With Yellow Brick.

I Think You Are Wrong To Want A Heart. It Makes Most People Unhappy. If You Only Knew It, You Are In Luck Not To Have A Heart.

Courage~ What Makes The Flag On The Mast To Wave? What Makes The Elephant Charge His Tusk In The Misty Mist, Or The Dusky Dusk? What Makes The Muskrat Guard His Musk? Courage! What Makes The Sphinx The Seventh Wonder? Courage! What Makes The Dawn Come Up Like Thunder? Courage! What Makes The Hottentot So Hot? What Puts The "ape" In Apricot?~cowardly Lion From The Wizard Of Oz