How Unlike A Dead Fish A Live

You Can't Eat Straight A's.

I May Be Ugly And Clumsy, But One Thing I'm Not, I'm Not Retarded.

And I Had To Get Out Of Hating Range.

No Husband Of Mine Will Say, "i Could Have Been A Drummer, But I Had To Think About The Wife And Kids. You Know How It Is." Nobody Supports Me At The Expense Of His Own Adventure.

Any Merchant Who Advertises 'honest Scales' Must Have Been Thinking About Weighing Them.