How To Succeed? Try Hard Enough.

When Looking Back, Usually I'm More Sorry For The Things I Didn't Do Than For The Things I Shouldn't Have Done.

Making Mistakes Is Human ... Repeating 'em Is Too.

There's No Way To Move Without Making Waves.

If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In The Mirror. If You Find It There, Expect It Elsewhere.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.