How Oddly Do Life And Death Jostle

I Hate It When People Come Up To Me When I'm Eating.

I Was A Wild Kid. I Was Left To Climb Trees. And You Know Those Railways Logs, They Piled Them Up, Six Feet Apart, And I'd Jump From One To The Other. Without A Safety Net! I Was An Incredible Tomboy.

I've Always Been The Breadwinner And Men Don't Like That. They Turn On You. They Bite The Hand That Feeds Them. Eventually, Too, They Become Very Jealous Of The Love One Has With An Audience.

No Wedding Bells For Me Anymore. I've Been Happily Married To My Profession For Years.

I'm Always Being Asked If I Watch 'the X Factor,' And I Do From Time To Time. I Know It Makes For Great Tv And That Simon Cowell Has A Real Gift.