How Many Mistakes Can One Life Survive?

Trent And Ellasbeth Did The Nasty? Ewwww!

Happy Endings Were Never Handed Out. You Had To Fight For Them, Earn Them With Bruised Hearts And Sacrifices.

Uh... ," Ivy Stammered, And I Glanced Up To See Her Eyes Wide In Consideration. "i'm Kidding," I Said. "it Passed The Lethal-amulet Test, Remember?" "not That. You Keep It In Your Underwear Drawer?" I Hesitated, Wondering Why I Was Embarrassed. "well, Where Do You Put Your Elven Magic?" I Asked.

I Wish I Could Say I Write 9-5. It's Usually More Like 8-6, Every Day But The Weekends.

You Cannot Thrash The Person Who Makes You Coffee. It's A Rule Somewhere.