How Many Honest Men Do You Know?

The Alexander Technique Helped A Long-standing Back Problem And To Get A Good Night's Sleep After Many Years Of Tossing And Turning.

It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

I'm Like A Good Cheese. I'm Just Getting Mouldy Enough To Be Interesting.

I Never Ask My Wife About My Flaws. Instead I Try To Get Her To Ignore Them And Concentrate On My Sense Of Humor.

The Problem With Getting Older Is You Still Remember How Things Used To Be.