How Happy Could I Be With Either,

Of All The Fools That Pride Can Boast, A Coxcomb Claims Distinction Most.

Cowards Are Cruel, But The Brave Love Mercy And Delight To Save.

So Comes A Reck'ning When The Banquet's O'er, The Dreadful Reckn'ning, And Men Smile No More.

Do You Think Your Mother And I Should Have Lived Comfortably So Long Together, If Ever We Had Been Married? Baggage!

Here Shock, The Pride Of All His Kind, Is Laid, Who Fawned Like Man, But Ne'er Like Man Betrayed.