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I'm A Big Fan Of 'glee.' I Think It's Really Smart. And I Think It's Well-timed. But You Can't Not Be Surprised At The Reception This Show's Received. It's Really Something Else.

I'm A Cat Whisperer. When I Go To People's Houses, Their Cats Always Like Me Better Than The Owners.

I'm Canadian, But No, I Don't Speak French.

I Stole A Significant Amount Of Money From A Family Member. I Knew I Was Going To Get Caught, But I Was So Desperate I Didn't Care. It Was A Cry For Help.

I Want To Get Married And Have Children And Live Happily Ever After. That's Important To Me.