How Could You Let Him Do This?

You’re Barely One Step Up From The Australopithecines, Aren’t You? (acheron) Hey, Be Respectful When You Say That, Snot Nose. Haven’t You Seen The Commercials? Us Cavemen Are Very Sensitive People. (savitar)

I’m Giving You That Chance Now. (stryker) It’s Too Late. Too Many Centuries Have Passed. There Was A Time When I Lived Only To Hear A Kind Word From Your Lips. But That Ship Sank Under An Assault Of Bitterness That No Amount Of Charm Or Guile Will Recover. (zephyra)

Oh No, That’s For You. Presents Make People Happy. The Simi Wants You To Be Happy. (simi) Thank You, Simi. (gallagher) No Need To Thank Me. See, That’s What Families Do. They Take Care Of Each Other. (simi) I No Longer Have A Family. I Had To Give Them Up. (gallagher) Of Course You Have A Family. Everyone Has Family. I’m Your Family. Akri Your Family. Even That Smelly Old Goddess Is Your Family. She’s That Creepy Old Aunt Who Comes Around But Nobody Likes Her So They Make Fun Of Her When She’s Gone. (simi)

(he Went To Tory And With One More Push, His Son Slid Into His Hands. For A Full Minute, He Couldn’t Breathe As He Stared At The Tiniest, Most Perfect Creature He’d Ever Seen In His Life.) “is It A Smurf?” - Tory

So What Name Would You Rather I Call You? She Asked As She Headed Out Of The Parking Lot. Ias Or Alexion. He Gave Her A Devilish Grin That Set Fire To Her Hormones. I Would Rather You Call Me Lover. He Wagged His Eyebrows Playfully At Her. Danger Rolled Her Eyes. Like All Men With A Onetrack Mind, He Was Incorrigible. Don't Blame Me, Alexion Said In An Almost Offended Tone. I Can't Help It. You Should See The Way You Fight. It Really Turned Me On. Could You Tell Me How To Turn You Off? -danger And Alexion