How Can I Be In Two Places

Why Should We Put Ourselves Out Of Our Way To Do Anything For Posterity? For What Has Posterity Ever Done For Us?

All Along The Untrodden Paths Of The Future, I Can See The Footprints Of An Unseen Hand.

Mr Speaker, I Smell A Rat; I See Him Forming In The Air And Darkening The Sky; But I Will Nip Him In The Bud.

P.s. If You Do Not Receive This, Of Course It Must Have Been Miscarried; Therefore I Beg You To Write And Let Me Know.

The Cup Of Ireland's Misery Has Been Overflowing For Centuries And Is Not Yet Half Full.