Hope Is Life's Essential Nutrient, And Love

I've Been Talking About Retiring For Years. It's My Standard Answer To The Question, 'what Are Your Future Plans?' The Truth Is, I'll Always Want To Do Things That Are Worthwhile Or Fun.

I Could Probably Play An Alcoholic. I've Had Some Experience With That.

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

There's A Lot Of Very Funny People I'd Love To Work With That I've Never Met, Of Course. I Love Steve Martin And Jim Carrey.