Hollywood Has Lost Touch With Their Audience

One Of The High Points In My Career Came From A Time I Had With Tim Conway On A Film When I Had Him Fall Down With Laughter. I Had This Scene With Him Where I Was This Mechanic Down Fixing His Car. I Can't Remember What My Line Was As Written, But They Were Okay With Me Doing A Made-up Line. So Tim Asks Me What's Wrong With His Car, And I Look Up And Say, "well, Looks Like You Got A Squirrel Caught Up In There."

A Farce, Or Slapstick Humor, Does Well Universally.

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That Was Actually Lloyd Phillips Who Was A Kiwi Film Producer In L.a. And It Was About Gorgeous George, Not Haystacks Calhoun. I Was In A Couple Of Lloyd's Films And Got Approached To Write The Story. People Don't Realize It, But Gorgeous George Had This Flamboyant, Camp Stage Persona That Had A Tremendous Influence On Other Celebrities, Like Elton John, Liberace, Elvis Presley, And Mohammed Ali, Who All Wanted To Establish Their Own Outlandish Stage Personas. The Project Died Because Gorgeous George's Wife Refused To Give Up The Rights.

Of Course, I Had A Crush On Princess Leia. I Really Wanted To Ask Her Out, Back To My Place, Or Something. But At The Time, I Was Living In A Squat On Fitzroy Road In Primrose Hill. It Was Pretty Derelict. So What Was I Going Do? Ask Her To Come Back With Me And Watch Me Catch Mice?